Democracy jokes
1-Every girl has that one black bra that is
always on duty, No leave, No transfer,
Don't argue with me coz am not your age-
mate
2-And My Mind Is Telling Me That Some Girls
Are Planning To Block Me At a junction
Today Bcoz Of My Posts
3-I asked Kwaala to tell me
More about her seff
And she said..........
Am shy in complexion
4-Some people wee b busy taking down
notes in church during sermon as if they will
read it later.
EYE SERVICE
5-Fine boy + Fine girl = Cute love
Fine boy + ugly girl = Sex love
Ugly boy + fine girl = Money love
Ugly boy + Ugly girl = True love
6-The kind of money I want to have ehn!!!!
even if I come late for my traditional
marriage, my in-laws will apologize.... they
will be like..."Our son, we are sorry you came
late...its our fault...we woke up too early"......
6-Funeral jollof is more tasty than wedding
jollof because the ladies who cook wedding
jollof are mostly jealous.
7-Even if you dress Simple in Nigeria,
SARS would still question you like "Where
did you get those legs you're walking with?
8-When a single Lady makes it dem go say
na ASHAWO.
When a guy is handsome and Social dem go
say na PLAYER.
EKWENSU
9-Naija mosquitoes sha, you will light
mosquito coil, they will use it to do shisha...
.
10-They use my name anyhow these days
,even prostitude will be like ,to be frank with
you am still a virgin
11-See eh, Sleeping next to your new bae
for the very first time can be really
tough.
You have to breath in English, not too loud
and not too low.
12-This beautiful girl in my street will not
come out today that I'm wearing fine
clothes, its when I want to go and buy
bread she will appear like evil spirit.
13-Spiritual Something is when you are
broke and people keep buying you Alcohol
and Weed.
14-Some girls will snatch a guy
from their friend..
(because of what he is buying for her)
Only to find out she's the one buying
everything for herself
15-Ladies, marry a short man .
If he is cheating, just put his phone ontop
of the fridge till he behaves well.
16-God doesn't answer some prayers
because you canot Handle it How can you
pray for aeroplane
where will you park it?
17-It's always d cute guy dat Walks up 2 u, 2
tell u, my friend likes u den He points to one
dragon or segun arinze smiling at u
18-Raise your hand if you
have ever washed your
school uniform in the
morning and dried it with
towel and iron and went to skuu
Lemme see my pipo
19-Sorry if I ever snatched your gf
Someone also snatched mine
This is 2018 Snatch anybody
snatchable
20-Nothing says your ugly like Facebook
asking
" Are you sure you want to make this your
profile picture ?"
21-If your Guy answers his phone in front of
you and starts clicking the volume button
down.
That's her oo my Sister..Thats her.
22-How can Nigeria's Agricultural Sector
grow when anytime it rains, our youths
scream
#weather_4_two
Instead of going out to plant cassava, they
are using cassava
23-Myneighbour'
on my door since morning,but I don't want
2 open
their Maths homework is too difficult
1-Every girl has that one black bra that is
always on duty, No leave, No transfer,
Don't argue with me coz am not your age-
mate
2-And My Mind Is Telling Me That Some Girls
Are Planning To Block Me At a junction
Today Bcoz Of My Posts
3-I asked Kwaala to tell me
More about her seff
And she said..........
Am shy in complexion
4-Some people wee b busy taking down
notes in church during sermon as if they will
read it later.
EYE SERVICE
5-Fine boy + Fine girl = Cute love
Fine boy + ugly girl = Sex love
Ugly boy + fine girl = Money love
Ugly boy + Ugly girl = True love
6-The kind of money I want to have ehn!!!!
even if I come late for my traditional
marriage, my in-laws will apologize.... they
will be like..."Our son, we are sorry you came
late...its our fault...we woke up too early"......
6-Funeral jollof is more tasty than wedding
jollof because the ladies who cook wedding
jollof are mostly jealous.
7-Even if you dress Simple in Nigeria,
SARS would still question you like "Where
did you get those legs you're walking with?
8-When a single Lady makes it dem go say
na ASHAWO.
When a guy is handsome and Social dem go
say na PLAYER.
EKWENSU
9-Naija mosquitoes sha, you will light
mosquito coil, they will use it to do shisha...
.
10-They use my name anyhow these days
,even prostitude will be like ,to be frank with
you am still a virgin
11-See eh, Sleeping next to your new bae
for the very first time can be really
tough.
You have to breath in English, not too loud
and not too low.
12-This beautiful girl in my street will not
come out today that I'm wearing fine
clothes, its when I want to go and buy
bread she will appear like evil spirit.
13-Spiritual Something is when you are
broke and people keep buying you Alcohol
and Weed.
14-Some girls will snatch a guy
from their friend..
(because of what he is buying for her)
Only to find out she's the one buying
everything for herself
15-Ladies, marry a short man .
If he is cheating, just put his phone ontop
of the fridge till he behaves well.
16-God doesn't answer some prayers
because you canot Handle it How can you
pray for aeroplane
where will you park it?
17-It's always d cute guy dat Walks up 2 u, 2
tell u, my friend likes u den He points to one
dragon or segun arinze smiling at u
18-Raise your hand if you
have ever washed your
school uniform in the
morning and dried it with
towel and iron and went to skuu
Lemme see my pipo
19-Sorry if I ever snatched your gf
Someone also snatched mine
This is 2018 Snatch anybody
snatchable
20-Nothing says your ugly like Facebook
asking
" Are you sure you want to make this your
profile picture ?"
21-If your Guy answers his phone in front of
you and starts clicking the volume button
down.
That's her oo my Sister..Thats her.
22-How can Nigeria's Agricultural Sector
grow when anytime it rains, our youths
scream
#weather_4_two
Instead of going out to plant cassava, they
are using cassava
23-Myneighbour'
on my door since morning,but I don't want
2 open
their Maths homework is too difficult
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