*Africa girls.........W
will be like "boo remove it yourself " but
when it is old and faded, she will be like
"boo wait, I have a surprise for you, close
your eyes "*
Two blind men were fighting and refuse to
be separated so I shouted "Am supporting
the one with a knife" both of them ran
away. Wisdom will kill me one day.
: *Nowadays Slay Queens cook white rice
and add Snapchat filter to it to make it jollof
*
A Naija girl will go out with 1,500# then
come back with, Shawama, grilled fish,
perfume, meat pie and 50k is God not a
wonderful God? ...Awon small girls
with big God...
: Only a Nigerian mother would wake you up
at 2am in the morning to beat you up for an
offence you committed at 2pm the previous
day.... That's what we call
#CarryOverBeatin
: *Cheapest pregnancy test. Insert a biscuit
into your private part,if it gets eaten,know
that there's a baby inside..*
*Ladies before you do abortion give your
babies a name we can't keep having
nameless ancestors
*
A South African tweeted
"MY PRESIDENT IS THE WORST PRESIDENT
EVER! WHY SHOULD THERE BE ELECTRICITY FOR
23 HOURS OUT OF 24 HOURS? HOW CAN
CITIZENS BE IN DARKNESS FOR ONE WHOLE
HOUR? I'M SO UPSET RIGHT NOW!"
And then a Nigerian man quoted and
retweeted. "Come to my country, you won't
even have battery to type this nonsense"
After buying my iPhone 8+, I now
understand why iPhone users behave as if
they don’t have pockets. How can I put a
whole plot of land in my pocket?? “
Real blessing is when the daughter of the
woman selling food in ur area is in love with
u!!
OMG!! see free gift!!
*Ghanaian Girls Are The Most Beautiful Girls
In Africa.. But My Problem With Them, Is They
Always dont Have Transport Money.*
: Being a Guy is not easy oooooo Charley
...No make up, no Wig, if you're Ugly
you're Ugly
: Guys stop turning your neck when you see
a lady passing. Because you are not a
standing fan
Because a girl replied u with “thanks love ”
You now rush to inbox her. Now she
snubbed u. U see as u disgrace urself, nt
only urself ooo, u also disgrace ur entire
generations.
will be like "boo remove it yourself " but
when it is old and faded, she will be like
"boo wait, I have a surprise for you, close
your eyes "*
Two blind men were fighting and refuse to
be separated so I shouted "Am supporting
the one with a knife" both of them ran
away. Wisdom will kill me one day.
: *Nowadays Slay Queens cook white rice
and add Snapchat filter to it to make it jollof
*
A Naija girl will go out with 1,500# then
come back with, Shawama, grilled fish,
perfume, meat pie and 50k is God not a
wonderful God? ...Awon small girls
with big God...
: Only a Nigerian mother would wake you up
at 2am in the morning to beat you up for an
offence you committed at 2pm the previous
day.... That's what we call
#CarryOverBeatin
: *Cheapest pregnancy test. Insert a biscuit
into your private part,if it gets eaten,know
that there's a baby inside..*
*Ladies before you do abortion give your
babies a name we can't keep having
nameless ancestors
*
A South African tweeted
"MY PRESIDENT IS THE WORST PRESIDENT
EVER! WHY SHOULD THERE BE ELECTRICITY FOR
23 HOURS OUT OF 24 HOURS? HOW CAN
CITIZENS BE IN DARKNESS FOR ONE WHOLE
HOUR? I'M SO UPSET RIGHT NOW!"
And then a Nigerian man quoted and
retweeted. "Come to my country, you won't
even have battery to type this nonsense"
After buying my iPhone 8+, I now
understand why iPhone users behave as if
they don’t have pockets. How can I put a
whole plot of land in my pocket?? “
Real blessing is when the daughter of the
woman selling food in ur area is in love with
u!!
OMG!! see free gift!!
*Ghanaian Girls Are The Most Beautiful Girls
In Africa.. But My Problem With Them, Is They
Always dont Have Transport Money.*
: Being a Guy is not easy oooooo Charley
...No make up, no Wig, if you're Ugly
you're Ugly
: Guys stop turning your neck when you see
a lady passing. Because you are not a
standing fan
Because a girl replied u with “thanks love ”
You now rush to inbox her. Now she
snubbed u. U see as u disgrace urself, nt
only urself ooo, u also disgrace ur entire
generations.
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