Small girls of nowadays

I don't know who is giving all these small
small children phone to open WhatsApp and
go there to disgrace themselves not
me.....one small girl like that chat me
yesterday""""""""Read our Conservation
below
Her: Hi Deer
Me: Hi
Her: How Was You Doing?
Me: I Am Great
Her: Ok, Where Do You Born?
Me: Where Do l Born? How?
Her: l Mean Where Does Your Borning Begin?
Me: Am Confused
Her: This Guy Sef... I Mean Where Did You
Born Yourself?
Me: Hmmm.. Please Come Again!
Her: Which Come?
Me: l Mean You Should Repeat What You Said
Earlier
Her: l Say Where Did You Been Borned, This
Guy!?
Me: l Don't Understand you Oh!
Her: Born! Born!! Borrrnnn! Bottom, Drop,
cry, Wua Wua Wua.. Place Where Dem Bornet
You.
Me. Fainted.