crusade, titled "The Egyptians u see today u
shall see them no more"… # Just_Asking???
2. Food has its own Spirit, that's why I keep
advising married women to always cook
their husband's meal, it'll shock u wen the
maid takes over! # ItWillShockYouReally**
3. BlackBerry users don't give a damn where
they charge their phones. They will be at a
Funeral using the socket next to the casket
to charge.
4. When u buy iPhone 8 for 600k and you
fall down the staircase with the phone in ur
pocket and u hear _"cracka"_ you be like.
*God let it be my leg*
5. Upcoming artistes with their 1st track will
be shouting "U already know who it is!!".
How we want take know? Did we attend
same WAEC lesson?
6. World population - 7,187,281,433. Just in
case one idiot starts feeling too important.
7. I wanted to send sms to my wife saying "I
Love You" & it mistakenly went to my
Landlady & she responded "I've been
holding myself for too long, I love you too &
plzzzz stop paying rent..."
#Mogbe !
8. The brain is wonderful. It works from
when u're born & doesn't stop until...u fall in
love! Then u become a classic Mumu!
9. When a herdsman dies, his son inherits
his cows... but when a professor dies his
certificates becomes a waste.
-Moral Lesson...use your school fees to buy
cows
No be me talk am ooo… # Lolzzz **
10. : That awkward moment when you visit
your rich uncle in Abuja and the wife serves
you 2
slices of bread, an egg, and a little cup of
tea... And the kids be like ''uncle can you
finish this?''
You be like ''abi iku fe pa yin ni?'' Me wey
dey chop 40 slice. # Lmao**
11. Never Trust A Girl With Big Forehead
They Store All Their Evil Thoughts There
Wisdom will not kill me one day
#Lolzzz**
12. Don't wear white on someone else's
wedding, it's not your time to shine… Don't
insult me, I'm not feeling fine.
13. If you want to talk to your babe and you
have 2naira on your phone....
Just call her and say this with an harsh voice
"So you think I would not find out abi?!"
Cut the call.
Balance well.. Cross your legs and wait for
her call   
#IncomingCallSharply 
#Lolz
Don't beat me oooo, I’m just recovering.
14.
Big boy is not when you manage buy
iPhone7 and behave rude to your elders. Big
boy is when your girlfriend ask you for
money and you give her your ATM with the
password and tell her to withdraw any
amount.
Ladies am I making Sense?
Any girl that thinks I’m making SENSE. Hmm
Electric Pole FALL on U.
15. A friend told me an onion is the only
foodstuffs that can make you cry, I laughed
and threw a coconut at his face. He's still
crying ooo… I’m so shocked
16. One aboki just called me, I told him is a
wrong number......The aboki called me back
and asked if I have the correct number…
why na??
Life have tire me since then
17. I wonder what kind of heartbreak a
person is going through, that would make
someone reject hot fufu & Egusi soup
Food will not kill me one day
18. As his Fufu and Egusi soup was almost
ready for lunch, a lizard on the wall fell into
the soup in this recession. He angrily
searched through the soup and found the
lizard still alive. He held it in his hand, raised
it up, licked all its body covered by the well
prepared soup. After he had licked
everything, he threw the lizard away and
said, “Naked you came into my soup, and
naked you shall go, nonsense!” Palz, guess
who this person is…
19. Doctor: I told you to take your drug by
9am, then why did you take it by 6am?
Ade: I wanted to surprise the bacteria.
#OneWord4Him .
20. Onitsha babes are very funny… You’ll
meet them in a taxi, pay fare for them and
buy them Yogurt, then exchange numbers…
and you will watch them save your name as
‘TAXI YOGURT’.
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