1- I decided to fool a police man this morning by telling him
a BANK has been robbed...
..."which BANK ?" he asked...
..."my power BANK" I replied.
.I'm now at the police station.
2- That moment you are about to have sex in a dark room
then you rub something on your dick thinking it's
vaseline
just to realise it's ABONIKI balm
No peace for the wicked bro
3- Being Single Is Not Easy
While Others Are Checking Their Phone For A Goodnight /
Goodmorning Romantic Text
MTN Is Busy Telling You About Their New Promo Every
Morning And Night
4- Welcome to nigeria where a guy propose with jst 4 words
"Will you marry me " and a girl propose with jst
3powerful words "I am pregnant..
5- Enugu rappers be like
Baby are u ASUU??
Cause ur beauty strikes me
6- Stupidity is when you have not greeted your parents this
morning, but you have Logged in on facebook by 5am
just to greet us
Bruh/sis you need to dig a hole in the middle of your head
so that sense will enter..
7- Beware of girls who remove saucepan covers with their
bare hand while it still on fire ,They have the latest
version of slaps
8- This has to Stop !!!!! WhatsApp status is not Snapchat,
don't misuse it.
I ended up watching a full Korean movie on one ladies status
9- My brother you keep disturbing us on Facebook shouting
posting "money no be problem " diamond bank gave
you unexpected 1k debit alert, you have already ran to the
bank and join customer care queue
Abeg shift let me see people who have money
10- -The Last Time I Sexchatted With An Ugly Girl Here On
Facebook, She Called The Next Day Saying She Was
Pregnant
That Was Why I Quitted Sexchatting..
11- Itz not every time u take bae to shoprite sometimes
suprise her nd take her to d zoo den lock her up wit
lions to
play..
12- Calabar girls.
Which one is: "I'm walking in power, I'm walking in milacle,
I leave my rice for Favour, I know who I am".
Who are you
13- Some slay Queens didn't graduated from secondary school
they left the school when they had to repeat Ss1
Abeg Shey nah lie nii
14- Some girls are just wicked ... how can you finish eating
with a guy on a date and tell him you can't be in a
relationship with him because his eyelashes are not plenty?
You are evil..
15- Dating an uneducated girl is the best ..you will just tell
her baby am going to WhatsApp and she will reply
"safe
journey dear don't stay long
Abeg Shift make I faint
16- The only discovery research Nigeria kids knew was to put
rubber bands inside kerosene to make it bigger
While China kids make calculators and clocks
17- No DVD fastforward faster in this life than when you
have already opened the pot in the kitchen and you
heard
your mum singing and coming towards the kitchen .... you
just fastforward yourself and close it back.
18- If Your Boyfriend Doesn't Satisfy You In Your
Relationship ,
Leave And Come To Me My Sister
Even The Israelites Escaped From Egypt To Canaan To Find
Joy.
19- Those girls who wear Agbada, what's your mission in
life?
Well, since it's all same sex dressing, we boys might start
wearing G-strings..
20- When you are helping your dad to push his spoilt keke
out of the road, boom the love of your life and her
friends start coming towards you
Oh Lord let me disappear
21- That moment bae is online but not replying your chats
.... then 3 hours later she posted " you guys are the
best
had a wonderful chat with you all tonight let's continue
tomorrow "
Like that one isn't enough she tag you join for the post
please how much is snipper?
22- Heartbreak will make you go out with your remote
thinking it's your phone.
Posts
