I go school - Cultism
I no go school - Illiteracy
I write jamb - Boko haram
I go university. - Strike
I travel by air - Plane crash I travel by sea - Militant
I travel by road - Accident
I enter bus for b/stop -
{GBOOAA!} bomb blast
I go bank - Armed robbers
I go relax outside - Kidnappers I vex use leg waka go village -
Witch craft
I dey house - No work
I go work - Low salary
I wan marry - No money
I wan sleep with my gf - HIV Make i shake person - Ebola
Person no safe for this country at
all.
But despite this fact, u are alive
and reading
this post now. Lets Comment "Thank_You_God"
And if u feel 'it is by your power,
just ignore !!
"Thank You God"
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