1. Show me a girl with one boyfriend and I
will show
you a long sleeve bra.
2. Seriously, if you are short, please marry a
tall
person, I'm tired of changing bulb for my
neighbor and
her husband.
3. If you don't have money, you will be the
one who opens fanta with your teeth
for everyone during family meetings.
4. "I will take a bullet for you", says a guy
that cannot
take ordinary paracetamol without putting it
inside
Eba. Mtcheww
5. Jesus fed 2700 women and he never
want anything from them, but you, yes
you! You bought a girl ordinary phone and
you want
to enter her, are you not mad?
6. Is making another girl laugh cheating?
Please I need
your answers oo, I'm about being single
again, my
bae said I'm committing Funnycation. 7. I
hate it when Facebook couples disappear
after a
breakup and says nothing to us the
Facebook in-laws,
after all our support.
8. Bride price should be based on Breast
size, after all,
watermelon is expensive than orange. 9.
Girls are so
wicked and selfish, how can you deny me of
a hole you didn't drill?
10. My sister.. If you go with your girlfriend
to your
man's house and the dog doesn't bark at
her..
Wisdom! My sister I say wisdom!
11. The kind money I want to have ehh Even
if I come
late to my traditional marriage, my in-laws
will apologise, they be like "Our
son, we are sorry you came late, it's our
fault, we
woke up too early".
12. The way fine girls are behaving nice to
me this
days ehh, I feel like having one, but this
virginity till
marriage is a MUST for me. Argue with your
father's children.
13. Dating an insecure and jealous guy is
not easy oo..
BF: babe, where are you
GF: I'm at home.
BF: doinq what? GF: I'm frying plantain.
BF: Ok, fry one lemme hear the sound. 14.
Girls that wear heels to an event and come
back
with slippers don't last long in a
relationship, they
can't endure for long.
15. Guys, if a lady visits you and you gist, eat,
watch a
movie and she returns home in peace
without sex,
will you die? Some girls will be like "Chris tell
them oo", but you girls, when did your
boyfriend's house
become a cinema, give him what
he want jhoor!
16. I was beaten by a woman in an elevator
today. I
was staring at her breast then she said
"Would you
please press one", I thought she was talking
about her breast.
17. My first time of toasting a girl.
Me: shiii! Fine girl, shiii!, I grab her hand
from the back.
Girl: who are you? Me: Don't you know who
I be? I'm
from dis state
mehn, this right here is messed up, back in
the states, we don't take shit from nobody,
you got dat? Then I
turned around, I couldn't see her again.
18. I hate it when going to put offering in
church and
one fat girl keeps dancing forward and
backwards
like MTN network. Mtcheww
19. The road to heaven is narrow. I pity
those that are fat. Lemme mind my business
sef
20. Seriously, after smokers, the next
people who are liable to die young are those
who
don't mind their business. 21. You are
calling a school
reunion because you have
a car, you want to see me jumping out of
Keke abi? Thunder fire you there, Idiot!
22. "Cum inside me" and "Don't worry, I'm
safe". These
phrases has made guys pay bride price they
didn't
plan for. 23. Glo weldone o! I have to sit at
the edge of
my bed,
turn a little to the left and open my mouth
before network enter my phone.
24. Girls with big brezz are going to heaven.
Its not
even a debate, so don't argue.
25. This one that I'm seeing wedding
ceremony
everywhere, nobody should mistakenly
marry my
future wife oo. 26. Girls will shave their
eyebrows and leave their
armpit hairy.. Please is that shifting
cultivation or bush
fallowing?
27. Guys, sometimes God leave you to be
broke so you
can focus on one lady,
because once you get small money, you
won't allow anything wearing skirt to rest,
small thing "LETS CHILL,
LETS CHILL". YOU BE FRIDGE?
28. I'm nt that kind of guy who rush into
dating
another girl immediately after breakup, I
wait for at
least 10 minutes before I start a next
relationship.
29. No body keeps in touch than a girl you
promise to send her money, she can
even appear in your dream.
30. Don't call a guy "Baby", unless you are
going to
give him brezz to suck. Guys, are u with
me?? 31.
Teacher: Class, write a story which you
ASSUME
THAT YOU WERE IN A WAR, write not less
than 300 words. Everybody started to
write, I didn't write but folded my arms. The
teacher
approached me..
Teacher: Chris, why are you not writing? Me:
Aunty,
They killed me immediately the war
started! 32. Ask for my account number or
my shoe size or my
clothe size, not "How are you".. Everytime,
I'm not
fine, I need money.
33. No one is as humble as someone coming
to buy on
credit. She will be like
"Answer your customers first, I'm not in a
hurry" 34. It took me 5 hours to compose
this jokes, and you
say you will read without commenting
Thunder!!!!!!!
will show
you a long sleeve bra.
2. Seriously, if you are short, please marry a
tall
person, I'm tired of changing bulb for my
neighbor and
her husband.
3. If you don't have money, you will be the
one who opens fanta with your teeth
for everyone during family meetings.
4. "I will take a bullet for you", says a guy
that cannot
take ordinary paracetamol without putting it
inside
Eba. Mtcheww
5. Jesus fed 2700 women and he never
want anything from them, but you, yes
you! You bought a girl ordinary phone and
you want
to enter her, are you not mad?
6. Is making another girl laugh cheating?
Please I need
your answers oo, I'm about being single
again, my
bae said I'm committing Funnycation. 7. I
hate it when Facebook couples disappear
after a
breakup and says nothing to us the
Facebook in-laws,
after all our support.
8. Bride price should be based on Breast
size, after all,
watermelon is expensive than orange. 9.
Girls are so
wicked and selfish, how can you deny me of
a hole you didn't drill?
10. My sister.. If you go with your girlfriend
to your
man's house and the dog doesn't bark at
her..
Wisdom! My sister I say wisdom!
11. The kind money I want to have ehh Even
if I come
late to my traditional marriage, my in-laws
will apologise, they be like "Our
son, we are sorry you came late, it's our
fault, we
woke up too early".
12. The way fine girls are behaving nice to
me this
days ehh, I feel like having one, but this
virginity till
marriage is a MUST for me. Argue with your
father's children.
13. Dating an insecure and jealous guy is
not easy oo..
BF: babe, where are you
GF: I'm at home.
BF: doinq what? GF: I'm frying plantain.
BF: Ok, fry one lemme hear the sound. 14.
Girls that wear heels to an event and come
back
with slippers don't last long in a
relationship, they
can't endure for long.
15. Guys, if a lady visits you and you gist, eat,
watch a
movie and she returns home in peace
without sex,
will you die? Some girls will be like "Chris tell
them oo", but you girls, when did your
boyfriend's house
become a cinema, give him what
he want jhoor!
16. I was beaten by a woman in an elevator
today. I
was staring at her breast then she said
"Would you
please press one", I thought she was talking
about her breast.
17. My first time of toasting a girl.
Me: shiii! Fine girl, shiii!, I grab her hand
from the back.
Girl: who are you? Me: Don't you know who
I be? I'm
from dis state
mehn, this right here is messed up, back in
the states, we don't take shit from nobody,
you got dat? Then I
turned around, I couldn't see her again.
18. I hate it when going to put offering in
church and
one fat girl keeps dancing forward and
backwards
like MTN network. Mtcheww
19. The road to heaven is narrow. I pity
those that are fat. Lemme mind my business
sef
20. Seriously, after smokers, the next
people who are liable to die young are those
who
don't mind their business. 21. You are
calling a school
reunion because you have
a car, you want to see me jumping out of
Keke abi? Thunder fire you there, Idiot!
22. "Cum inside me" and "Don't worry, I'm
safe". These
phrases has made guys pay bride price they
didn't
plan for. 23. Glo weldone o! I have to sit at
the edge of
my bed,
turn a little to the left and open my mouth
before network enter my phone.
24. Girls with big brezz are going to heaven.
Its not
even a debate, so don't argue.
25. This one that I'm seeing wedding
ceremony
everywhere, nobody should mistakenly
marry my
future wife oo. 26. Girls will shave their
eyebrows and leave their
armpit hairy.. Please is that shifting
cultivation or bush
fallowing?
27. Guys, sometimes God leave you to be
broke so you
can focus on one lady,
because once you get small money, you
won't allow anything wearing skirt to rest,
small thing "LETS CHILL,
LETS CHILL". YOU BE FRIDGE?
28. I'm nt that kind of guy who rush into
dating
another girl immediately after breakup, I
wait for at
least 10 minutes before I start a next
relationship.
29. No body keeps in touch than a girl you
promise to send her money, she can
even appear in your dream.
30. Don't call a guy "Baby", unless you are
going to
give him brezz to suck. Guys, are u with
me?? 31.
Teacher: Class, write a story which you
ASSUME
THAT YOU WERE IN A WAR, write not less
than 300 words. Everybody started to
write, I didn't write but folded my arms. The
teacher
approached me..
Teacher: Chris, why are you not writing? Me:
Aunty,
They killed me immediately the war
started! 32. Ask for my account number or
my shoe size or my
clothe size, not "How are you".. Everytime,
I'm not
fine, I need money.
33. No one is as humble as someone coming
to buy on
credit. She will be like
"Answer your customers first, I'm not in a
hurry" 34. It took me 5 hours to compose
this jokes, and you
say you will read without commenting
Thunder!!!!!!!
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