1) No matter how funny you are, you cannot
make a goat laugh!*
*Dat animal get mind!* are we
communicating
2) No situation is permanent but there's no
hope for a
fallen breasts.!
So shall it remain!
3) A Girl Searched On Google... "Am Pregnant
How Can I Tell My Parents?"*
*Google Replied... "If You Can Open Your
Legs Why Can't You Open Your Mouth"*
4) For those people who go for HIV test
monthly*
*Don't give up my dear,*
*One day you will see Wat u ar looking for*
5) People who soak garri for 3 days I
wonder what their mission in life is
6)What is the reason why we dont use
agege type of bread in communion service....
Jus thinking
7) The way some girls will add 6 wraps of
maggi and one onga classic inside African
salad and still listen to the devil inside her
saying *my daughter its not enough*
Lemme not call names before they say I hate
Enugu girls
8) No one is as humble as a"customer comin
2 buy on credit,he wil b like"give me the
fresh pepper for hand, save ur nylon"
9) Son:Mum at what age can I go out and
return anytime I like
MUM: Even your dad, never reach that Age.
10) The American police style:*
Investigate he’s a thief till
you find an evidence to
catch him.
*The China police style:*
Chase the thief til'l he gets
tired, then you catch him.
*The Arab police style:*
Kidnap the thief’s wife and
threaten the thief to
surrender.
*The Indian police style:*
Allow a pretty damsel sing
for him to lure him closer,
then you catch him.
*The Nigerian police style:*
Catch any person on the
street, beat him until he
agrees he is a Thief
_what a country_
11) She told me she was coming to my place
by 9pm,But she came by 7 pm & caught me
with another woman...How can I forgive her
for lying to me??*
She's not trustworthy
12) Do you know that veterinary doctors are
the only doctors that eat their patients*...?
13) I saw someone who laminated his ATM
card 2day, if I mention where the person
comes from now, people will think I hate
ondo people ..
14) Girls that do Ghana weaving, with
Brazilian wool on a Nigerian hair, how do
you survive with three countries on one
head?
If I made u laff
Give me a kiss only.
make a goat laugh!*
*Dat animal get mind!* are we
communicating
2) No situation is permanent but there's no
hope for a
fallen breasts.!
So shall it remain!
3) A Girl Searched On Google... "Am Pregnant
How Can I Tell My Parents?"*
*Google Replied... "If You Can Open Your
Legs Why Can't You Open Your Mouth"*
4) For those people who go for HIV test
monthly*
*Don't give up my dear,*
*One day you will see Wat u ar looking for*
5) People who soak garri for 3 days I
wonder what their mission in life is
6)What is the reason why we dont use
agege type of bread in communion service....
Jus thinking
7) The way some girls will add 6 wraps of
maggi and one onga classic inside African
salad and still listen to the devil inside her
saying *my daughter its not enough*
Lemme not call names before they say I hate
Enugu girls
8) No one is as humble as a"customer comin
2 buy on credit,he wil b like"give me the
fresh pepper for hand, save ur nylon"
9) Son:Mum at what age can I go out and
return anytime I like
MUM: Even your dad, never reach that Age.
10) The American police style:*
Investigate he’s a thief till
you find an evidence to
catch him.
*The China police style:*
Chase the thief til'l he gets
tired, then you catch him.
*The Arab police style:*
Kidnap the thief’s wife and
threaten the thief to
surrender.
*The Indian police style:*
Allow a pretty damsel sing
for him to lure him closer,
then you catch him.
*The Nigerian police style:*
Catch any person on the
street, beat him until he
agrees he is a Thief
_what a country_
11) She told me she was coming to my place
by 9pm,But she came by 7 pm & caught me
with another woman...How can I forgive her
for lying to me??*
She's not trustworthy
12) Do you know that veterinary doctors are
the only doctors that eat their patients*...?
13) I saw someone who laminated his ATM
card 2day, if I mention where the person
comes from now, people will think I hate
ondo people ..
14) Girls that do Ghana weaving, with
Brazilian wool on a Nigerian hair, how do
you survive with three countries on one
head?
If I made u laff
Give me a kiss only.
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