some girls will just give u their number to
increase the rate of their missed calls, why
are some girls wicked!!!!
2..The day I will finally buy my G-WAGON..
I will make sure I drive to my EX house and
ask her for directions to my own house
3. lecturer: what the advantage of being a
Nigerian.
chizzy: u can be broke and soaking garri
and people will still be calling you chair man
I hail oooo
..4. slay queens in class be lyk,sir sir please
increase d brightness of ur voice I can't see
it clearly
5. my brother, dating one loyal girl will make
you a bigger boy than gathering 11 cheap
sluts. One Cristiano Ronaldo is better than
the entire Arsenal team.
6 Women who can't cook can be so
dramatic
U will find her wearing an apron just to boil
water
7 Some guys are selfish. When You promise
your girlfriend the whole world, where do
you think the rest of us will live?".
8 A day to your wedding, Dangote asks you
to stop d planned wedding and marry his
daughter or son with a sum of 500 billion;
wat will you do? As for me,is not dat i like
money; Is just dat I love respecting elders​.
9 Teacher...name the 5 most corrupted
countries in Africa
Student 1....Ghana , cameroon, Libya, congo
,Mali
Student 2 ...what about Nigeria ?
Student 1 ....when counting sinners do they
count satan?
10. I have been walking inside spar with an
empty basket since morning waiting for a
Nigerian Artiste who will storm into the
shopping mall and do exactly waht Drake
did in his video.. *God's plan"..
Someone can't cum nd die of hunger biko...
Nigerian artiste una still dey here?
12 Bae if u walk pass a group of guys
arguing abt football nd dey continue deir
argument, my sister "u're ugly"
13. When a girl asks you for 5k and you still
gave her 10k instead... she will be like
"thanks baby but don't forget the 5k I asked
you
14. I fainted 6 tyms when she said the k
opposite of minimum is minidad
slay queen tke it easy na
15. A guy bought a car last week, drove to
work this morning, forgot he now owns a
car & entered kekeback home.
POVERTY IS REAL.
16. If you break up with me and latter finds
out you're pregnant, my sister, you and your
unborn child are all my ex
17. because your boyfriend is smiling
while pressing his phone doesn't mean
he's cheating...
Relax Babe.
He's just reading my post!