1. Am done
with nigeria film how will a native doctor
say "dont worry my daughter the charm
will work in Jesus name" lemme come and
be going...
.
2. best way to propose to a
girl take her in a boat to the middle of the
sea and say "Ifeoma will u marry me or u
will leave my boat now"
# who 's_with_me?
3. toothpick were missing in the house
then my mom asked our maid and she was
like "its not me o, even when I use I put
them back"
# fader_lurd
.
4. some Nigeria
parent will be like i will not lay curse on u
but whatever u do to us ur children will
do u back... # is_dat_a_procla
imation_or_declaration
.
5. teacher: name 10 wild
animals
Akpos: 5 lions and 5 tigers...
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6. my
mom entered my room and saw me
sleeping she held my head and gave me a
dirty slap saying "your last seen on
facebook is 1 minute ago" common go
and buy me bread
.
7. I saw a vision dat
dis person reading dis post today financial
breakthrough and success will visit you.....
say
Amen.