HOLY TOASTING Boy: do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good
for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable
for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you. Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not
know God, because God is love.”
Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true?
Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what
the heart is full of."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away,
but my words will never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things,
but you surpass them all!” Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you love
me?
Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful,
my darling; there is no flaw in you."
Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re
exaggerating. Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty
is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be
praised.”
Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his
father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh."
Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always
on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you
may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you
will be prosperous and successful. " Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good;
blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!”
Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to think
about this.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is
right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever
is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy
—think about such things."
Girl: owwww I love you already
Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen."
Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good
for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable
for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you. Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not
know God, because God is love.”
Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true?
Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what
the heart is full of."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away,
but my words will never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things,
but you surpass them all!” Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you love
me?
Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful,
my darling; there is no flaw in you."
Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re
exaggerating. Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty
is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be
praised.”
Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his
father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh."
Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always
on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you
may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you
will be prosperous and successful. " Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good;
blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!”
Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to think
about this.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is
right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever
is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy
—think about such things."
Girl: owwww I love you already
Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen."
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